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You think you know Las Vegas.

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The lights, the action, the sex.

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There's a Vegas you've never seen
before.

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My Vegas.

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My name is Angelica, and I deal in
dreams.

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And because everyone has a little sin in
them, the next dream fulfilled could be

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your own.

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to give in when we're skin to skin

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This is perfect.

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I'm glad.

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Anything you want, just ask.

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My staff has been instructed to attend
to your every need.

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Thank you. Your suite will be guarded
around the clock to ensure your privacy.

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And the other arrangements?

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Are being taken care of as we speak.

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Good.

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Will there be anything else?

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No, not for tonight.

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Thank you very much.

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You both have a good night.

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Thank you.

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We're here.

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Yeah, we're here.

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And in a few days, I will be Mrs.

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Tommy Lajeda.

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According to the media, I'll be Mr.
Erica London.

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You're the bigger box office driver.

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Shh. Let's not talk about work.

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Let's not talk about anything.

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Oh yes.

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This was posted last night on the
Internet.

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I don't know how, but someone managed to
get a shot of them up in the penthouse.

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Are you kidding me? This is simple.

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High-powered camera, infrared lens,
film, piece of cake.

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You're going to need to put reflective
gels on those windows.

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I swore I could protect them from the
paparazzi.

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Now this.

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What am I going to do?

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In a few days' time, they're supposed
to... You say it to me, you say it to

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them.

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Why does it always have to be your way,
Angelica, huh?

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Fine. They're getting married.

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Is that all?

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That's been rumored for weeks.

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Well, it's no longer a rumor. It's a
fact.

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And we have to help them do it without
the press finding out.

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We?

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I need your help, Angie.

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Now it's Angie.

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Spunky Les.

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Wonder where she got that from.

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Oh, by the way, Davenport's taken care
of, okay?

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Anthony?

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In over your head, aren't you?

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If these people are capable of this,
what else can they do?

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I'm used to dealing with high rollers
and rich businessmen, not the paparazzi.

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That's your area of expertise.

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I deal with VIP service. I don't protect
movie stars.

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But you're the only one capable.

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My reputation is on the line, Angelica.

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Help me.

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And I'll owe you.

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All right.

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God, I really want this to work.

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No press, no fans, no crazy media
circus.

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Just marry the man I love.

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And you will.

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Thanks, Angelica.

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Thank you.

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Massages always help to relax me.

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Hey. Hi, my name is Donald. I'll be the
masseuse. Matthew, come on in.

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Oh, my God. Erica London?

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I'm a huge fan.

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Huge.

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So what are we going to do today, Erica?
Just before we start, you mind if I...

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I, uh...

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It's not gonna hurt, okay? I don't know.

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Just procedure, buddy. Just wanted to
make sure.

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You gotta be kidding me, you know that?

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Uh-uh, no, no, no. We're not gonna need
much of you anyhow, man. Let's get out

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of here. Thank you. Now let's go. This
is the not much part.

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I don't believe you. I'm sorry.

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Great. I can't have my massage now.

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So much for, uh... Well, Matthew can do
the massage. What's that?

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You can do the massage.

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Yeah, sure.

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My pleasure.

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Really? Just have a seat. Thank you so
much. And while you're doing that, I'll

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be right back. I have to get something.

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How you doing?

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Wow,

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great hands.

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Yeah, it's actually a secret of mine.
Don't tell anybody, though.

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Really? Mm-hmm.

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Where did you learn to use your hands so
well?

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Uh... At combat, you know.

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You, uh... You got some skin.

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Hmm.

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Hmm.

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Hey.

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Disappointed? I thought it felt too
good.

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It's gonna feel even better.

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Oh, yes.

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oh yes

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So tell me about the paparazzi.

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Oh man, where do I start?

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I mean, these guys can reach and touch
at a thousand yards. High-powered

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scopes, wireless video, instant feeds, I
mean.

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Sounds like you really admire them.

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I mean, I dig the technology. It's
amazing.

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Are you sure it's going to stop them?

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Yes, their reflective gels refract the
incoming light.

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It's up to you to take a picture when
you can't see in.

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That's going to piss them off.

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What?

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Oh, it's my publicist.

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An anonymous source told the press we
were here to get married.

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Oh.

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We have a big problem. We really need to
tighten the circle.

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So where exactly are you taking me?

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Sorry, can't tell.

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Well, you know, technically I'm the
client.

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Technically? But not even the client is
privy in situations like this.

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So should I be nervous?

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It depends.

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Depends on what?

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How much trouble you get into.

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Happy bachelor party.

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Call if you need any help.

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Oh, thank you. But I think you can
handle it from here.

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Okay, from my best friend and the bride
to me, anything?

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The bride to me, that's me, isn't it?
Yes, that's you.

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So, speaking of which, this is your last
night of freedom, and I think we should

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have some fun.

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Because he is hot.

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Do I look like a bride?

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Because I sure feel like one.

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I don't know. The last time I was in
town, I planned with him.

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I'm surprised you didn't do both of
them. Okay, okay. I am very selective in

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here.

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Gosh.

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Tommy, my husband.

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Okay, great. Bye.

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Hello. Are you drunk?

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Never. But I'm working on it.

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You never get drunk.

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It's my first time getting married. I
think I'm allowed.

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I bet you're cute drunk.

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I wish I could see you right now.

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Well, I guess you're going to have to
get drunk for me on the honeymoon,

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right?

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Only if you promise to take advantage of
me.

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Oh, I will. Believe me, I will.

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Man, what are you doing?

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This is a party. Come on.

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I'm on the phone with Erica. Dude,
you've got the rest of your life to talk

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to her. Yeah, hang up the fucking phone.

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Let me guess. Ari wants you to have a
lap time.

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Oh, gee. How do you know?

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My book is ready.

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Okay, I can take a hint.

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Wait, are there any more strippers
there?

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Yes, and Hollywood's Wild Child already
has a psych zone.

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Well, in that case, have fun.

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I love you, baby. Bye. I love you, too.
Husband to be.

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Thank you.

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Just don't move and she won't bite you.
Okay.

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But I bite.

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Whoa.

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Easy on me, he's a pretty good married
man, okay?

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Why don't you grab one of these guys and
give them a love dance, okay?

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I'm off the market officially.

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Okay. Okay,

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then.

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Do I have any volunteers?

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You know what? This party's just not
good enough because I'm still standing.

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You guys still trying for weapons, Mr.
Officer?

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You're supposed to be firemen.

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Whatever.

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I'm raising my ladder, man.

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Well, I hope it's a sturdy ladder,
because this is a four alarm fire.

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Oh, yeah.

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Oh.

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Oh.

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Where's the camera?

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I was so horny for you. I accidentally
left it in the suite.

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Just pretend like I asked if I wasn't
done.

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When we're done, let's go back to your
suite, try out the shower.

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Your camera's waterproof, right?

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It's the emergency.

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I thought you had everything covered. I
did. I do.

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Then you're slipping.

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I don't think I appreciate your tone.

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And you know what, for the record, I am
no longer your employee.

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Hi, what happened?

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Someone fed this bastard a picture of
her wedding gown and I want to know who.

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That's not all they fed them.

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Well, I mean, as you can see on that
picture, that was shot before we arrived

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and before we were involved.

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I mean, not that that changes anything,
but I just... No, it doesn't! No, it

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doesn't! Don't yell at them, Tommy. Your
reputation is hardly their fault.

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Okay, how many times do you want me to
say it to you? I'm sorry, okay?

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Um, would someone please explain this? I
mean, this is clearly about more than a

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dress here.

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Okay, someone leaked a picture of me at
the bachelor party.

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Oh, that's impossible.

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I mean, we thoroughly screen everybody.

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I mean, it can't be any of our girls.

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It was Ari.

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Tommy's old roommate.

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It's not as bad as it looks, okay? It's
just a lap dance.

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But considering my solid past now with
the press, the thing's gonna get worse.

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So... We're calling off the wedding,
till things die down.

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How long's that gonna be?

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We don't know yet.

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If I might make a suggestion...

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Why not use all this to your advantage?

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I'm standing here in front of the
Artisan Hotel where Tommy Lajeda and

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Erica London are staying while in Vegas.

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That's right, the nuptials are
definitely O.F.F. Things have gone from

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bad to worse for actress Erica London as
yet another sex tape has surfaced

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starring fiancé Tommy Lajeda and
London's gal pal Mary Vincent.

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and this one came to us directly from
Vincent herself.

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In a short press release, Vincent
stated, I secretly taped us because I

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wanted the world to know what kind of
man Tommy truly is.

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Ouch! So much for that Vegas wedding.

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Now that you guys are getting married,
you can finally have sex.

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Dearly beloved, we are gathered here
today to celebrate the union between two

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souls.

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You know, not for nothing, but it's
actually a good idea to have the wedding

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in your penthouse. I don't think the
paparazzi has a chance.

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It's not too shabby for an apprentice.

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I'm just glad Erica knew about Mary's
sex tape.

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Seems the free publicity is exactly what
Mary needed for her new Celebrities Gone

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Wild series.

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And once the press finds out it wasn't
Tommy, which should be any minute now,

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when the rest of the tape hits the
internet, all will be right with the

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world. Yeah, that all depends on your
definition of right.

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I could not have done this alone. Thank
you both.

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And now, Tommy?

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Erica, make you survive.

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With so many people in the world, how do
you know when you've found the right

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one? You get better odds at the craps
table.

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But Erica and Tommy know it doesn't just
happen.

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You choose to make it work.

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Guess that's why they call it
commitment.

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Turn me on